by: Peter J. Mahon, September 8th, 2016
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
By the by, if any of the readers of this column out there (or any members of your lovely, caring, animal friendly families) would care to adopt any of our recent flurry of kittens....or a dog...or a couple of turtles...or a lizard...or how about a long in the tooth guinea pig with bad eyesight let me know because they are going fast and we do deliver! Keep in mind that should the 3 white rats ever surface, they are fair game for relocation also.
Who do I think I am kidding? Truth be told, they are not going fast, in fact they are not going at all!. The bad news is that when I mention this to anyone they simply stare incredulously at me as if I am off my "meds" and then laugh and walk away,,,quickly! The good news is that the staff at the Animal Hospital of the Rockaways tells me they may name a treatment room after me.
Gotta go, I have to conduct a google search on feline chastity belts and I also know it's gonna be happy hour somewhere real soon!
Broad Channel, why would anyone want to live anywhere else?